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stepchildofthesun: crystalmeowth: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
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stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*

(Fuente: pessi-misticc)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: nkfr: oolongearlgrey: rozurizo: stegomastodon: darktemplarfromhell: That….is sick For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody. The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first. the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen What the shit? somebody give this to the winchesters, they can just change it to be a pure silver knife, pure iron knuckles and salt rounds
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

somebody give this to the winchesters, they can just change it to be a pure silver knife, pure iron knuckles and salt rounds

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